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Welcome to the official website of the Empire of Antarctica. We are not an empire, only the world's greatest superpower seeking to spread penguinism in order to achieve perpetual peace.

For centuries, Antarctica has been ignored as a center of power in world politics. For centuries, we have been overlooked, underestimated. Now, the Frozen Continent has surreptitiously ascended into unsurpassed might. Now, we are omnipotent. Now, we will dominate the world, converting ever opressed dictatorship, monarchy, or democracy into a flourishing Penguinist state. Not only will this ensure our own security, but also the welfare of the Planet. It is time for Antarctica to crush our Penguin-hating enemies. It is time! Hesitance will only embolden the enemy. Humans of the world fear us and welcome us as liberators! Penguin-God and Separation of Church and State willing, Antarctica will conquer the world, not for land, but for sempiternal halcyon.

News

In a speech today, the Emperor announced that the Sealists in Warka were almost completely eliminated. He expressed optimism for a Penguinist government in Warka, calling it a first step to Universal Penguinism, which would lead to Perpetual Peace. He cited a Minitrue report stating that Sealist attacks in Warka and in the world has decreased from 2532 to 8523. "The only way to ensure peace is to wage war for Pengunism."

The Seal Alert today is ORANGE.

This indicates that you should obey the Emperor, or Antarctica will suffer a devastating attack from Al Seala.



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Images: Ice, Steven Profaizer, National Science Foundation; Penguin, Emperor Penguin, John Landis, NSF; Chinstrap Penguin, Zee Evans, NSF; Emperor Penguin, Michael Van Woert, NOAA; Map, CIA World Factbook; M16, U.S. Army; Mountains, John Fonseco, NSF; Gentoo Penguin, Melissa Rider, NSF
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