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Leopard Seals Hate Antarctica

Leopard seals continue to conspire to murder penguins. They hate our Penguinism and Civilization. They hate everything. They are pure evil. Anyone who asks why the Seals attack us is Anti-Antarctican and should leave this country.

WAR IS PEACE
TREASURE YOUR PENGUINISM
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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In Antarctica, we have Separation of Church and State. Pengianity is the state religion of Antarctica. In Penguin-God we trust.

The Seal Alert today is ORANGE.

This indicates that you should obey the Emperor, or Antarctica will suffer a devastating attack from Al Seala.



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Images: Ice, Steven Profaizer, National Science Foundation; Penguin, Emperor Penguin, John Landis, NSF; Chinstrap Penguin, Zee Evans, NSF; Emperor Penguin, Michael Van Woert, NOAA; Map, CIA World Factbook; M16, U.S. Army; Mountains, John Fonseco, NSF; Gentoo Penguin, Melissa Rider, NSF
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